Pierre Novellie is known for his award-winning comedy/observations which you might have enjoyed on The Frank Skinner Show on Absolute Radio, the hit podcast BudPod with Phil Wang, World’s Most Dangerous Roads and The Now Show on Radio 4.

He can’t stress enough that he thinks these thoughts are normal and reasonable – it’s you people that don’t make sense. He is the normal one, definitely, but that does raise an important question:

Why are you laughing?

“pulls huge big laughs… you’ll still be laughing about it as you walk away” ★★★★★ Scotsman

“One of the most masterful displays of pure stand-up I’ve seen this year… he’s one of the best we’ve got” ★★★★ Chortle

'Hilarious' ★★★★ Times

Ian Stone is a "A masterful exponent of self-mocking Jewish humour" according to The Times, he’s been ranked “one of the top ten comedians in the UK” by The Independent and The Guardian said that he’s "Seriously funny”. His show at the 2023 Edinburgh fringe ‘Ian Stone will Make it Better’, played to packed houses and won a Spirit of The Fringe award.

His new show is called ‘Ian Stone is Keeping it Together’.
sIn spite of everything.
What does it matter that he has all his own hair and teeth and keeps a tight control over his between meal snacking when the Tories are still in power, there’s war in the middle east and Donald Trump could be allowed back (back!!) into the White House? How can there be such terrible pain and suffering in the world even though Ian always rates his WhatsApp call, package delivery and parking experience? And what happens to all the pens he buys? These and other questions will get the answers they deserve.

Ian is a hugely experienced broadcaster, podcaster, writer and a brilliantly funny comedian. He performs at all the major comedy venues/festivals in the UK and around the world. He’s recently begun posting reels on Instagram, Tik Tok, Facebook and X and very quickly built up a following of over seventy thousand. His reels have had millions of hits.

When he’s not doing stand up comedy, Ian presents a football chat show on TNTSport. Guests have included Alan Davies and Omid Djalili as well as football legends Lee Dixon and Rob Lee.

He hosts the Handbrake Off Arsenal podcast for The Athletic. They recently did their first live show at a sold out Leicester Square theatre.

He wrote To Be Someone, a book about growing up as a teenager and loving The Jam. It’s had over five hundred four and five star reviews on Amazon and Goodreads. Paul Weller gave him a quote for the front cover.

For five years, he co-hosted the award winning Rock N Roll Football on Absolute Radio with Ian Wright.

Acts: Tommy Sandhu, Samira Banks, Muhsin Yesilada, Nabil Abdulrashid
Get ready everyone, Desi Central returns with another fantastic line up for a night filled with laughter. Gather your friends and family and join us for an uplifting night of comedy with this renowned tour!
Featuring…
– Tommy Sandhu (BBC, Brownload)
– Muhsin Yesilada (One Minute Smoke)
– Samira Banks (SYTYF Winner)
– Nabil Abdulrashid (BBC Live At The Apollo, ITV Stand Up Sketch Show)

You can expect an uproarious night with a lineup of kick-ass comedians, so leave your worries at the door and enter the world of Desi Central for a night you won’t forget.
We pride ourselves on championing comedians who appeal to comedy lovers of all backgrounds – so book up now because we want you to always be kushi and never gham!

COBO : Comedy Shutdown proudly brings to Leeds a Black History Month Special, hitting venues across the UK this October!
Gather your friends and family for an unforgettable evening of uproarious laughter and celebration.
Featuring…
– Nabil Abdulrashid (BBC Live At The Apollo, ITV Stand Up Sketch Show)
– Limahl Germain (Comedy Central Live)
– Kat B (BBC, MTV)
– Kyrah Gray (Netflix, Comedy Central Live)

If you haven’t experienced the magic of COBO before, brace yourself for an evening of rip-roaring, back slapping belly laughs as our Black History Month Special brings together some of the most talented comedians on the circuit.

Kai Humphries: Gallivanting

Journey into the mind of once small-town boy, now internationally acclaimed and award-winning comedian, as he galivants around the globe sharing stories, observations and thoughts on thweird and wonderful experiences that have coloured his adventures.

Kai has toured live in 55 countries with Daniel Sloss, opening in massive theatres and arenas all over the world.

Co-star of the brilliantly funny podcast 'Sloss and Humphries on the Road', he also toured nine solo shows including a brilliant run off-Broadway in New York.

Catch Kai in his natural element - live, up close… and hilarious!

‘Massively Funny!’ - ★★★★ Scotsman

‘Absolutely brilliant… Fabulous!’ ★★★★★ - Voice Mag

‘Amazing… a festival highlight’ - ★★★★★ Australia Times

Enormous fun!’ - ★★★★ Chortle

‘Extremely Funny!’ - ★★★★ One4Review

Co-Star of global smash-hit podcast, ‘SLOSS & HUMPHRIES ON THE ROAD’

After two hugely successful national comedy tours, Dan Nightingale (host of the ‘Have A Word Podcast’) is doing something a little different in 2024: he's hosting a run of shows with some of his favourite comedians on the bill.
With Dan doing what he does best and some of his very funny Stand-Up friends (or fiends) smashing sets... you won't want to miss out, these shows will be the very best type of comedy mayhem.

Following the success of his ginormous 68 date run with 67 sold out shows (thanks Middlesbrough!), viral sensation and all-round great guy, Vittorio Angelone is extending his tour into the autumn and returning to Leeds.
Having started comedy in 2018, Vittorio has already cultivated a huge online following from stand-up clips and podcasts, regularly amassing millions of views on various platforms. As well as co-hosting ‘Mike & Vittorio’s Guide to Parenting’ alongside fellow comedian Mike Rice, and co-creating the cult-hit YouTube show ‘Fin vs The Internet,’ he released his first comedy special, ‘Translations’ in September 2023 which has already amassed over 100 thousand views. Wow!
Following his 5-star, sold-out, award-nominated debut (which solved literally every problem in the world) his new show looks inward to find out who exactly he thinks he is.

Red Richardson is one of the most exciting new stand-up comedians in The UK whilst his online ‘Stay Toxic’ sketches have garnered over 30 million views at the time of writing (12.38 pm on 08/11/23).

Join him on his first ever UK tour for a hilarious hour of stand-up comedy where at the time of writing (12.46 pm on 08/11/23) he will cover topics as wide ranging as Saudi Arabia, Drugs, Armitage and Shanks, Mullets, Dictators and the benefits of Drinking alone.

As seen on ‘Ricky Gervais and Friends (Live)’, ‘The Stand-Up Sketch Show’ (ITV2) and ‘The Red Richardson Special’ (You Tube)

"Utterly brilliant, honest, ridiculous, engaging, hilarious. Red is the best type of one off original. He is a master" Harry Enfield

“Red will find his audience and in turn they will become slavishly devoted” **** Chortle

Rhys Nicholson: Huge Big Party Congratulations!

On this, the year of our Lord 2024, it’s a brand-new, hour-long, stand-up comedy concert from your ol’ pal Rhys Nicholson. Only a coward wouldn’t attend.

Winner Most Outstanding Show, Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2022.

As seen on RuPaul’s Drag Race Down Under, Roast Battle UK, The Stand Up Sketch Show, Taskmaster AU & Netflix.

"Skilful, elegant and perfectly crafted stand up.” ★★★★★ The Scotsman

"This is a genuinely great stand-up comedian at work... awe-inspiring to watch." ★★★★★ Time Out

'There are few greater pleasures in Australian comedy than watching Rhys Nicholson in full flight' ★★★★★ The Age Australia

Colin Hoult: Colin

The 2022 Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee heads back out on tour. This time as himself; Colin.

Following a huge national tour of ‘The Death of Anna Mann’ in 2022/2023 that saw Colin sell out shows across the country, including additional performances in London’s West End, the critically acclaimed comedian is back with a not-to-be-missed stand-up show about family, fatherhood, and a formative childhood experience with a ouija board and a gorilla.

As seen in Netflix’s ‘Afterlife’, BBC’s ‘Ghosts’, ‘This Time With Alan Partridge’ and ‘Avoidance’ and ‘The Completely Made Up Adventures Of Dick Turpin’ (AppleTV) plus judging the 2023 BBC New Comedy Awards.

‘Terrific… you will laugh yourself silly throughout’ ★★★★★ The Telegraph.
‘Genius… One of the funniest comedy shows I’ve seen’ ★★★★★ The Times.
‘A superb show that I wanted to watch again straight away’ ★★★★★ The Arts Desk.
‘Hilarious… wonderfully lush, intricate tapestry’ ★★★★ The Scotsman.
‘Side-splittingly brilliant…an absolute gift to comedy’ ★★★★★ Broadway World.
‘Sheer comic gold’ ★★★★ Metro

★★★★ The Independent
★★★★ The Guardian
★★★★ Evening Standard
★★★★ TimeOut

Award-winning stand-up comedian and multi-viral online sketch sensation Ali Woods comes to Leeds on his debut stand-up tour!

He’s finally fallen in love with an amazing lady. It’s taken Ali a while…Come on an embarrassing and cathartic journey of teenage angst, relationship fails and learning how to live in the moment. The moment? God how horrible.

Ali has reached over 100 million views with his sketches and stand-up on Instagram and TikTok and is one of the most recognisable new faces in British online comedy.
As seen on ‘Comedy Central Live’, ITV2’s ‘Stand Up Sketch Show’ and heard on BBC Radio 4, TalkRadio, TalkSport alongside hosting his own podcast ‘All I Do Is Fail’.

A past winner of the prestigious Hackney Empire New Act of the Year award, Ali was hand-picked to be the tour support for Russell Kane, Adam Kay and Axel Blake.

***** Everything Theatre
***** LondonTheatre1
**** The Wee Review
**** Deadline News

“In a world of wannabes, Woods is the real deal” (Evening Standard)

“Expect to see big things from this rising star” (The Wee Review)

Money, followers, religiously forbidden relationships. Does Finlay Christie deserve everything he gets?

At 19, he became the youngest-ever winner of the prestigious ‘So You Think You’re Funny’ competition. His online sketches and stand-up have been viewed over 300 million times and his debut Edinburgh show 'OK Zoomer' was nominated for NextUp’s Best Show award.
TV includes ‘8 Out of 10 Cats’ and ‘The Stand Up Sketch Show’.

“Outstanding… he will be taking the comedy world by storm, catch him now while you can” - One4Review.co.uk.

'The voice of his generation' -Chortle

The award-winning, viral sensation is hitting the road with a brand-new tour bringing together her sell out fringe 2023 hit and it’s much anticipated 2024 follow up. As the year 2000 approached Sooz was about to turn 15 and the PlayStation 2 was about to launch...it was a new beginning for the world. But with the Millennium Bug was the world also about to end!? Now, almost a quarter of a century later, things feel eerily similar… Sooz is looking at class through the lens of doing her GCSEs in 2000 at a state comp…while knowing all about dressage. Politics, horses, EastEnders and the Millennium Bug. A show for anyone who remembers the year 2000 or had big dreams as a kid.

Sooz is an award-winning comedy performer, singer, writer, and actor who has written and performed eight solo stand-up hours at the Edinburgh Fringe. She is a regular collaborator with Richard Thomas (Jerry Springer the Opera, Made in Dagenham) and hosts two podcasts, Mystery on the Rocks and QueenPod, the official podcast for the band Queen. In Spring 2023 it was announced that Sooz has been cast as Doom in a major new multi- platform Doctor Who spin-off series. Additionally, she will be playing a lead guest role in an upcoming US sitcom for Amazon Prime and CBS.

‘Kempner has funny bones’ **** The Scotsman

‘Kempner has funny bones’ **** The Scotsman

‘Brilliant’ LA Times

‘An unforgettable show… hits the nail on the head at every turn.’ **** Entertainment Now

Russell Hicks heads out on his first tour, but not his first rodeo. (Warning: This is a stand up show. NOT a rodeo.) Russell Hicks is here to stay and he really is happy to be here. So, why don’t British People believe him?
Hot off the back of a starring role in an Amazon Prime show that nobody watched, and was cancelled immediately, American Stand Up comedian Russell Hicks, lives in the UK where he allegedly performs stand-up comedy. Naturally, his parents still think he makes his money through some kind of illegal activity, so buy some tickets and help prove his legitimacy!

You may have heard Russell as the voice of Sky Comedy, seen him entertain studio audiences at ‘Have I Got News for You’ or caught him opening for the likes of Al Murray or ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ winner Axel Blake. He’s performed up and down this country, picking up three Leicester Festival nominations along the way. He’s even been officially declared a Global Talent by Arts Council England.

Known for his improvised performances, Russell Hicks has amassed millions of views online, and gained a devoted following of fans who’ve come to know that no two shows will be the same. Considered one of the best improvisers in the country, Russell has appeared on some of the UK’s biggest networks. He has starred in several episodes of ITV’s ‘Stand Up Sketch Show,’ and won the Channel 4 competition series ‘Captive Audience’ with his fully improvised comedy, and starred in Prime Video series ‘Lovestruck High’ narrated by Lindsay Lohan as the loveable Texan Coach Hughes

STEPHEN BAILEY: LIVE!

It's ten years since Stephen Bailey did his first paid comedy spot - and it was right here in Leeds!

To celebrate, Stephen is putting on a show in the city that first took a chance on him with some of his greatest hits over the last decade and some new stuff to keep you on yours.

Since he started Stephen has appeared on everything from ‘Would I Lie To You?’, ‘Richard Osman's House of Games’, ‘Celebrity Weakest Link.’
He has appeared on and hosted ‘Live at the Apollo’ twice and currently stars in Channel 5's hit comedy drama ‘Madame Blanc’.
He also amassed over 100k followers on Instagram after Melissa McCarthy shared one of his videos!

Come and celebrate in style with Stephen! And here's hoping to the next ten.

What has quickly become an annual tradition, Carl is back for a third consecutive back-to-back tour.
His storytelling skills & ability to hold an audience is second to none. Rich in observations and exaggerated physical comedy, a night out with this Geordie is guaranteed to have you belly laughing from start to finish.

Audience reviews:

*****
“The most relatable comic ever, great vibes”

*****
“There are some topics that shouldn’t be funny, but the way they’re told and put together is just brilliant”

*****
“Just so, so funny”

Balle Balle!
The Indians Are Coming… so round up your friends and join us for an uplifting night of laughter!

Starring Tommy Sandhu (BBC, Brownload), Sinthujha Kumarasamy (Canadian Swedish Guest), Raj Poojara (BBC Regional Finalist, So You Think You’re Funny Semi-finalist) andPreet Singh (British Comedian of the Year Semi-finalist, BBC AN), it’s a comedy night with a tantalising thali of talent. The Indians Are Coming brings you an exceptional selection of both established and new comedy acts from across the globe.

If you’ve never been to one of these nights before then get ready for belly laughs that are big enough to burn off an entire Biryani

Richard Blackwood, Kazeem Jamal, Aurie Styla, Joe Bingham

Get ready for a festive night of laughter as COBO: Comedy Shutdown brings a Christmas Special to a Leeds! Gather your friends and family for an unforgettable evening of joy and hilarious entertainment.

Starring Richard Blackwood (MTV, ITV, BBC, CH4), Aurie Styla (ITV, C4, Radio 4), Kazeem Jamal (The Blackout, SE London Powerhouse) and Joe Bingham (BBC1, BBC3)
so get ready for non-stop, side-splitting laughter!

COBO take pride in showcasing comedians who appeal to everyone, so grab your tickets and join us for a night of pure fun and good vibes!

Michael Marouli Christmas Roast

Join Drag Race Superstar and Geordie icon, Michael Marouli for the most deliciously wicked Xmas night out.

All bets are off and no one is safe as Michael delivers a festive comedy roast to those unlucky enough to have made his annual Naughty List.

Expect unfiltered, jaw dropping comedy - guaranteed to have you belly laughing and unleashing your inner Ho Ho Hoe.

Not for the faint of heart, but all in the spirit of camp, filthy festive fun - this is not to be missed.

New Year’s Eve Comedy Special
There is no better way to welcome in the New Year than with a good old laugh, so celebrate the end of 2024 at the HiFi Club with our New Year's Eve Comedy Club Special starring Justin Moorhouse, Jack Gleadow, Peter Brush & Hayley Ellis
The show starts at 7pm and finishes at 9pm allowing customers plenty of time to head off and to see in the New Year elsewhere.
Strictly 18+ Doors open at 6pm.
Show 7pm-9pm
Tickets are priced at just £25adv /£30otd

New Year’s Eve Comedy Celebrations

“The Wardrobe does one of the best New Year’s Eve dos in Leeds” – Leeds List

Always a sell-out, our special four act New Year’s Eve Comedy Club stars Justin Moorhouse, Jack Gleadow, Peter Brush & Barry Dodds and with the bar open until the small hours featuring live NYC style brass band and our esteemed DJs, there really is no better way of seeing in the new year!

Special NYE Menu and combined dinner and comedy ticket also available from the venue

Doors at 7pm Show at 8pm
Price £27.50adv + BF
Over 18s only.

Tony Carroll - Think I'm Ars*d 2025 Tour.
Hot Water Comedy regular and host of the ‘Green Room Podcast’, Tony is taking his show on the road.
With a carefree attitude and a knack for turning everyday events into hilarious, relatable stories, Tony's performances are always high-energy and full of fun.
Get ready for an evening of chaos, laughter, and a party atmosphere!

The deadpan, Ray O’Leary (‘Taskmaster NZ’) is a big brain in an ill-fitting suit. Every time he does stand-up and people laugh, he gets stronger. Soon he will be the most powerful man in the universe. When the show ends, he’ll be able to lift a car above his head.

Fresh from a sold-out Edinburgh Fringe Festival run, the Best Show Nomination at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and 3x nominee for Best Male Comedian by the NZ Comedy Guild.
Ray is a staple on Australasian television including ‘Have You Been Paying Attention?’, ‘Thank God You’re Here’, and ‘7 Days’.

**** “A very strong comic indeed” – Chortle.co.uk

**** “In awe of the talented performer’s ability to captivate his audience” – Edinburgh Festival Magazine

New stand-up show from award-winning comedian, Jacob Hawley.

Politics for idiots, feminism for lads, love stories for louts and self-care for those who don’t care.

As seen on ‘The Russell Howard Hour’ (Sky1), ‘Ladhood’ (BBC3), ‘The Stand Up Sketch Show’ (ITV2), ‘Secrets of the Comedy Circuit’ (ITVX). Over 4 million views online.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Intelligent & important, his self-aware set sees him explore themes of class and identity in the modern world expertly.” - Sunday Post

⭐⭐⭐⭐ “A down-to-earth talent who's got it in spades.” - The List

“An impeccable hour of man and mic stand up.” - The British Comedy Guide

Bollywood Time Machine

Step into the universe of Bollywood Time Machine, where we invite you to embark on a journey through the dynamic decades!

Vocal performances by some of our favourite artists (including Chirag Rao, Rekha or Abirah Shah), and captivating choreography from Bollywood dance group 4all2Envy
From the groovy 60s to the contemporary hits of today, immerse yourself in an evening filled with laughter, dance, and timeless melodies.

Immerse yourself in the enchanting voices of legends such as Kishore Kumar, Mohammed Rafi, Lata Mangeshkar, and Asha Bhosle, alongside the magnetic performances of modern sensations like Arijit Singh, Sonu Nigam, Shreya Ghoshal, and Sunidhi Chauhan.

Your host for this musical extravaganza is the charismatic and dynamic Tommy Sandhu. With performances by singers and dancers, prepare for an unforgettable night of entertainment for everyone!

Bollywood Time Machine: sing along with all your romantic 90s songs, funk your way through the 80s and get your fix of smooth and sensuous 60s and 70s classics!

We’ll see you there!

A second show has hit Paddy Young, and this time he's yearning.

You ever been so loved up you had to hit yourself over the head with a hammer to calm down? You can't stare at your crush but my god you can close your eyes and imagine your future together. Join him for thousands of kisses, hundreds of cuddles and the TINIEST bit of shagging.

2023 Edinburgh Comedy Award Best Newcomer

2024 Chortle Award Best Newcomer winner

'Bursting with energy and talent, the laugh per minute ratio is as high as they come' **** (Scotsman).

'Young is surely on the road to stardom' ***** (Rolling Stone).

'A wildly funny hour' **** (Chortle.co.uk).

'One of British comedy's most intriguing new voices' **** (Independent).
'A charismatic and playfully explosive show' **** (Fest).

**** (ThreeWeeks). **** (Entertainment-Now.com). **** (BeyondTheJoke.co.uk).

Geoff Norcott is working up new material for his next UK tour.

You might have seen him on shows like ‘Would I Lie To You?’, ‘Have I Got News for You?’, ‘The Last Leg’ and ‘Live At The Apollo’.

With these discounted tickets, you'll get an up-close chance to see him develop his next generation of hilarious and occasionally provocative routines.

To help him out he's got very funny friends from the comedy circuit, Jason Patterson and Michelle Shaughnessy.

Described as ‘the funniest dad on Instagram’, stand-up comedian George has racked up hundreds of millions of views for his hilarious online sketches about the big things in life, like owning an air fryer, watching a David Beckham documentary, and the excruciating experience of trying to do a jigsaw with your kid.

Now he’s bringing his brand-new stand-up show to the stage. It won’t just be about parenting though, because he has done loads this year. He’s bought a new hoover, watched some more stuff on Netflix… loads.

Between #makingmemories with his kids, George has also appeared on The Stand-Up Sketch Show and Comedy Central Live, written a best-selling book (Don’t Panic! All the stuff the expectant dad needs to know) and has supported Romesh Ranganathan, Tom Allen, Russell Kane and Josh Widdicombe on their national tours.

So, activate the parents’ WhatsApp groups, dump the kids with whoever is willing to have them, and join George for a brilliant night out.

Eshaan Akbar is back doing jokes on tour! Eshaan’s previous tour, the Pretender, was described by The Times as “pretty sick” (not an actual quote) so this one is likely to be mad good.

Eshaan has supported some of the biggest acts in the UK, including Micky Flanagan, Jason Manford and Kae Kurd, be sure to buy tickets for this much-anticipated tour.

As seen on Sex Education (Netflix), Mock The Week (BBC), QI (BBC), Live At The Apollo (BBC), Comedy Central Live and many more. Forthcoming TV includes The Last Leg (Channel 4) and Pilgrimage (BBC). A long with being heard on award-winning podcasts Have A Word, Ninetwentynine, and Spitting Image, as well as LBC, Times Radio, and Radio 4.

‘An artfully pointed, refreshingly funny hour that suggests a big talent in the making.”
★★★★ The Times

“A fine comic entertainer, an intelligent maker of points and a wealth of fascinating facts”
★★★★ The Scotsman

“Genius stand-up comedy” Edinburgh Festivals Magazine

“A story that’s likely to go far” Chortle

The star of BBC’s ‘The Mind of Herbert Clunkerdunk’ and ‘Mister Winner’ comes to Leeds on tour with his irresistibly madcap show.
Twice BAFTA nominated. Twice Edinburgh Comedy Award nominated. Spencer has the story of moving house from the city to the countryside. Expect some prop-based tomfoolery, chickens rapping over looped songs, visual gags and a very angry cockerel. As also seen on ‘Ted Lasso’, ‘Upstart Crow’ and ‘Live at the Apollo’.

Rachel, star of ‘Live at the Apollo’ and co-host of ‘All Killa No Filla’ is a renowned stand-up and “rock’n’roll star of British Comedy” (Rolling Stone).

She’s bringing not only her “Bright, brave and bitterly enjoyable” (The Skinny) stand-up comedy out on the road but also some brand-new characters along for the ride.
A “Huge presence in a pint-sized frame” (Chortle).

Co-host of International smash hit podcast All Killa No Filla and as seen on Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled (Dave), Richard Osman’s House of Games (BBC Two) and Russell Howard Hour Life Lesson (Sky)

“Gag-heavy, opinionated and smart “ ★★★★ Funny Women

With millions of views online, Phil Chapman has made his name as one of the top MCs in the country, combining killer topical jokes with his razor sharp wit.
Following on from his debut tour and two sell out shows, Phil brings his new show FIGURES to Leeds Wardrobe.
Come spend an hour with ‘El Chapo’

“An instant hit” - Liverpool Echo
“One of my favourite acts to watch” - Paul Smith

Ignacio Lopez: Señor Self Destruct

Spain’s Best ExportTM, Ignacio Lopez is on a mission to destroy himself and build a better version; Leaner. Smarter. Funnier.

Join the star of ‘Live At The Apollo’, ‘Have I Got News For You’, ‘Comedy Central’, ‘QI’, ‘House of Games’, and more for a riotously funny exploration of vices, intrusive thoughts, and self-improvement.

Expect an armada of playful, wicked humour from the exotic outsider comedian, as he tries to identify his faults and how to improve;
Is it worth going to the gym?
Can you be addicted to technology?
Do you know what happens if you give spiders drugs?

Ignacio uses his razor-sharp wit, and effortless charm to tackle these questions and a bunch of other irrelevant horsesh*t.

★★★★★ “CHARMING, CHARISMATIC, HILARIOUS. WILL HAVE YOU LEAVING WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE” - Deadline News

★★★★1⁄2 “A COMEDIC GENIUS AT WORK. IF YOU ENJOY SHARP WIT MIXED WITH A DOSE OF THE RIDICULOUS, ’SEÑOR SELF DESTRUCT’ IS A MUST SEE” - One4Review

★★★★ “SARCASTIC, WITTY, ANIMATED, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, HILARIOUS” - Entertainment Now

★★★★ “AFFABLE, SEAMLESSLY DELIVERED, GREAT GAGS” - Mumble Comedy ★★★★ “UNIQUE & HILARIOUS” - BUZZ Magazine

The irrepressible Lucy Porter bounces back into action with a show all about regrets. Frank Sinatra had too few to mention, but Lucy’s got hundreds, and she’s prepared to go into graphic detail about all of them.

Disastrous dates, professional calamities, ruined friendships and parenting fails, Lucy describes all the mistakes she’s made, works out why they happened, and ponders how her life would have turned out if she’d acted differently.
Lucy looks at the things we might all collectively regret - not sticking to the work-life balance we strove for during lockdown, not realising that clapping for the NHS wouldn’t be enough to save it, allowing people we thought were quite fun on TV to become politicians.

How does regret tie in with guilt and shame? As a middle-aged, middle-class, left-leaning ex-Catholic, guilt is one of Lucy’s top five hobbies (along with going to the garden centre, doing jigsaws, making bread and watching subtitled foreign dramas on Netflix. She’s also ashamed of all these hobbies.)

It’s not all negative though. If you regret something, you can use it to change your ways: see the thing you regret as your rock bottom, and let it spur you on to become a better person. Lucy looks at how she can use shameful or annoying things from her past to change her future.

Lucy regrets volunteering at the school fete when her kids were younger, because now she’s committed to being the Hook a Duck Lady twice a year for the rest of her life. Maybe she could learn to say No a bit more?

"Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes... Genuinely delightful" ****
The Telegraph
"A treat from start to finish" *****
The Herald

MC Hammersmith is the world's leading freestyle rapper to emerge from the ghetto of middle-class west London. He presents an evening of improvised comedy raps based on your suggestions.

Featuring brand-new routines for 2025! You'll leave astounded at the speed of his brain, the spontaneity of his punchlines, and the stability of his upbringing. Jaw-dropping, hilarious, utterly unbelievable.

'Stomach-achingly funny raps' ***** (EdFringeReview.com).

'An improvised hip hop masterpiece' ***** (VoiceMag.uk).

Tour support for Jason Manford and John Bishop, 100 million views online and as heard on BBC Radio 4

Multi award-winning super-loon, Tony Law returns to with a new show of nonsense and absurdity. Some weird history and ghosts, and cats and dogs and wars and ducks and Britophilia.
The older man with a childish mind and a naughty streak is always entertaining and original and naturally funny but not afraid to do simple shouty silly voices. A whirlwind of surreal farm boy hardcore whimsy.

**** (Telegraph). **** (OnTheMic.co.uk). **** (One4Review.co.uk). **** (BroadwayWorld.com). 'Takes post-modern stand-up to a dangerously funny new level' (Guardian). 'The King of post-modern nonsense' (Telegraph).

As seen on ‘Have I Got News For You’, ‘The Alternative Comedy Experience’, ‘8 Out Of 10 Cats’, ‘Celebrity Mastermind’, ‘Celebrity Squares’, ‘Never Mind The Buzzcocks’, ‘Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe’, ‘Edinburgh Nights’, and heard on ‘Tony Law’s Surreal Guide To Surreal Comedy’, ‘Loose Ends’ and ‘Infinite Monkey Cage’.

Kae Kurd: What’s O’Kurd

Stand up sensation and social media star Kae Kurd returns with his highly anticipated brand-new tour; What’s O’Kurd.

Co-host of the hit podcast ‘Ain’t Got a Clue’, voice of ITV’s ‘Loaded in Paradise’ and star of ‘Live at the Apollo’ (BBC), ‘Mock the Week’ (BBC Two), ‘Celebrity Masterchef’ (BBC One) and ‘The Apprentice: You’re Fired’ (BBC Two)

As a hugely in-demand writer, his credits include ‘Cunk & Other Humans’ (BBC Two), ‘Have I Got News For You’ (BBC Two) and ‘A League of Their Own’ (Sky One)

★★★★ THE HERALD
★★★★ EVENING STANDARD

After a phenomenal, sold-out, international tour, plus, a second round of supporting Milton Jones, the man who asked us, “Do you ski?” is turning everything upside down and asking, “Do you scuba?”

In a world full of relentless click bate, online distractions, and brain rotting content ,Tom’s racing brain finally became too much for him.

Having left the Western world behind, Tom found himself in Indonesia where he plunged into a journey of self-discovery. He submerged himself as far down in the ocean as possible, while asking the most profound questions of what truly makes someone who they are.

And now he’s bringing his discoveries to you.

It’s time to go “Deep”

As seen on Netflix, Comedy Central and host of Very British Problems

“Clever, passionate and soulful“ ★★★★★
The New European

“A twisted view of the world“ ★★★★★
The Sunday Express

“Brilliant, bright and insightful… everyone’s cup of tea“ ★★★★★
UK Cabaret

“Houghton elicits the type of laughter that makes it hard for you to breath; Your eyes glass over with tears, and you can’t look at him for fear of falling off your chair“ ★★★★
The New Current

“Get your tickets today. Tomorrow may well be too late. A Star is Born“ ★★★★★
One 4 Review

“This unexpected tour de force warrants a 21-gun salute“ ★★★★
The Daily Telegraph

“A crafty idiot “ ★★★★
The Daily Mail